whorizonwireless:

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funnyordie:

throwingshadepodcast:

Take notes - this will be on the final exam.

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Oh and listen to the full podcast here!

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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officialunitedstates:

imagine a 10th century sword battle with some thick hand to hand combat and whenever someone got pushed or fell or whatever they said “ow”

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lulz-time:

"I just love bowls so much"

is that scott omg that is scott

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